GOOD LORD.

I’d be throwing that sponge out, especially with teeth that unnaturally white.

That’s the only way to harvest the dishwasher juice.

Ok. Dented dishwasher liner coming up.

Can I turn the handles in so they fit properly?

We’ve been plenty polite. We can still be polite, but still be elbows up, gloves off.

We are Canadian, we are NASTY: No American Shit, Thank You.

I’m not sticking my dick in crazy.

But I hate that one side always gets dirty, it’s friggin’ hard to clean once it’s all stood up. Can’t they use mats when they start? SMDH

Da Bomb suppository.

Flaming Cheetos eye drops.

Do not wash sensitive areas with mint anything. Trust me, that’s a kind of fresh you do not want.

Oh I’m compassionate on hot spices, but if it’s just for me? GAME ON, LET’S SWEAT

Ingredients I always ignore the amount given in recipes:

Garlic, lime juice, cinnamon, cayenne pepper, chocolate chips, raisins. There’s probably more.

Found the clits.

Tell me more about these beef wings…

No, she will not be mad while she’s gone.

“It’s two better than 67.”

Dad eats all the 69s and leaves the kid with a plate of L.

The guy sweating? He IS the manager.

This is how you check the pee level in the balls.