Nice queef collection.

I would throw a fry at the window.

Whoa whoa whoa let’s not get ahead of things. We’ll start you off as Centisota and see if moving you up to Decisota makes sense.

You’ll appreciate it when you’re 40 and your back is a wreck.

Just sowing the seeds for Zootopia.

The see me rollin’, agitating, tryna catch me washin’ dirty…

If he can use the unlimited ammo cheat code, sure.

Wash it on delicate, don’t want to break any noodles. And add olive oil in the fabric softener dispenser.

SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they’ll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That’s why there’s a metal plate above the sink now. Don’t ask.

For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.

Nah, he’s just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much.

Watch, I’m gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO

WEEEE-VILLLL WEEE-VILLL CROCK YOU

If there were beings that existed in 4 linear dimensions they could make a roll of paper towel cubes, just tear a cube off the roll.

This is acceptable.

What, no polycycule?

I can’t use method B, the tree fruit are in the way.

My fingers get all wet and sticky and the smell just won’t come off. GOD I love oranges.

-200 now, we can graph this decline.

The x axis isn’t long enough. I’m certain that there’s a new plateau once the “lecherous old man” phase kicks in.

-150, but I’m late to the game.