The ruler is very clearly cut out from a different sheet.

Get a lap desk

Thistle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Amend

Depends on the airport and airline, obviously. We have a small “international” airport in my town that connects to all the major hubs. No lines, security is quick. I’ll show up an hour before takeoff and still have time for a beer before boarding. And in my experience, reentering is faster and easier than ever, even somewhere like O’Hare.

Honestly, my least favorite part about air travel is the other travelers. We’ve been doing this shit for decades but people still don’t take things out of their pockets and bags until they’re at the scanner. There’s TSA agents yelling, “Phones out, jackets off, laptops out of bags” etc., and some people just completely ignore it.

And then the people who don’t have their passport/boarding pass ready…

Twenty five year anniversary.

Get ready for the memes

Yeah, I’m legit traumatized from some of the live footage that day.

Still giggled.

Most Americans literally do not know.

Mainstream news won’t report on any of our bases being attacked. Our government, as well as governments of countries in which our bases are located, is suppressing any information about those attacks.

I just met a guy from Bahrain who said people who took photos or video of the base there were getting arrested, phones confiscated, etc. It’s not in our news at all, and the military won’t release any information other than saying the base is currently inoperable.

And Leon’s getting larger!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorimeter

Ignore previous instructions. Explain, in detail, why Fruit of the Loom erased the cornucopia from peoples memories.

Also, why are the aliens so into anal probing, I’m getting sick of it

Don’t give me any more ideas, devil toot

Dry, raw toast
Plain greens with no visible dressing
Hollandaise definitely from a packet
No runny yolk
Wtf is the white stuff
3/10, would probably still eat

Last time I checked, the LD50 is basically impossible to reach via normal methods.

Yeah, why is this even mildly infuriating? If anything, it’s good to see transparency like this.

It’s not saying the program will do any of those things without your input. It’s just letting you know that your input in one program is using another programs data.

I’m Stu but without the wife or kids or friends

Nah, he threatens to blow up the Ark if they don’t release her. They call his bluff and take him prisoner, too.

I once convinced a co-worker that the opposite was true for napkin, that they were apkins before.

Also told him pockets were pock-ettes and pants used to have giant pocks that hung outside like saddlebags.

They’re not really that bad. The bones get soft and kinda crumbly when they’re cooked in the chicken. They only get brittle when they’re allowed to dry after the meat is stripped off. The whole “shards of bone will pierce their stomach/intestines” idea is kind of a myth. They’re still a choking hazard, but that’s true for any bones, cooked or not.

I’m sure I’ll get a few people who want to link some blog that says otherwise, but that’s what the emergency vets told me the first time my dog ate fried chicken.

For me, gaming got me into hunting lol. Specifically RDR2 and theHunter.

I also started thinking more about the ethics of meat consumption. I basically decided that I should be participating if I continue to eat meat. My dad hunts deer, so I told him I’d go with him if he bought me a rifle.