Your name is MidsizedSedan but you can’t drive??

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This exact scenario has been happening since the industrial revolution.

None of those have testosterone in them. It’s a bullshit herbal supplement that’s probably harmful and definitely doesn’t raise T levels.

Woah… Oh my god… Triple windmill!!

What does it meeeeaaaaaannnnnn??

Cramped

I’d like to buy a period, Mr Sajak

Umm actually… It’s Harold. As in, “Harold be thy (middle) name”.

Do you know what ‘passive’ means? It’s a basically a mirror for a specific frequency. There’s no way to “detect” it other than tearing apart whatever it’s hidden in.

The fact that it was made with 1960’s Soviet analog tech should tell you that China could plausibly make something better and smaller now.

Fifty acres and a mule. And only if my house is considered a third world country.

You’re my favorite person on here.

Wanna know some state secrets?

Stop paying attention so much. Like, don’t stick your head in the sand, but take a break from news for a while.

I went on a cruise last year and the news detox was absolutely amazing for my mental health. Someone read a headline about Trump doing something stupid and I was like, who cares? There’s literally nothing we can do about it, especially from the middle of the Mediterranean.

And when I got home, I realized it’s the same here. I feel like I need to know what’s going on in the world, but if I can’t make a difference, why would I bring more stress into my life? I just come out feeling worse, for humanity, for my own inaction, for the futility of goodness.

You don’t need to know the intricacies of geopolitics, the price of oil, if the Strait is open, or even who the president is to have a positive effect on your community.

Go for a walk and meet your neighbors. Some might be shitheads but you’ll be a better person for getting to know them.

Volunteer work can also reignite your pilot light of hope. I worked at a shelter and the other volunteers showed me the goodness in humanity.

There’s still a lot of good out there. Don’t let the news convince you it’s a lost cause.

Still, not the point. Everyone falls asleep during boring meetings. Not everyone bombs schools to distract from the fact they rape children.

Birdshot. Buckshot is for deer, never heard it called deer shot.

Buckshot is about 10 lead balls, each one roughly the size of a 9mm bullet. It’ll absolutely fuck you up.

Slugs are more common, though. That’s just a single 1+ oz projectile. Will also ruin your day.

Birdshot is hundreds of pellets, ranging from .05" - .18" diameter. They lose energy quick, so if you’re 50+ yards away, they might not even break skin.

There’s dove hunts where hunters completely surround a field and send their dogs in to scare up the birds. They’re constantly getting hit by other hunters’ shots from the other side of the field but nobody gets hurt.

God isn’t real. Morality comes from empathy, not a higher power.

Who?

Shit on your tomato plants and the deer becomes tomatoes

Oh man. The article mentions Germans might stare if you stand on the wrong side of the escalator. I did that my first day in Munich.

A little old lady nudged me and yelled “Lassen Sie mich vorbei!”

I turned and mumbled “Es tut mir leid!”, and literally everyone on the escalator was staring at me.

That was like 13 years ago and I still think about it all the time.

I like to yell “Sorry about your small wiener!”

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