Yeah. For the record, I’ve been implicitly asking for all information everytime I click any link to any comments on any post. I have been doing this for about 25 years of my life so everyone who has over shared any facts about anything anywhere on the internet within that time frame is except from this rodent via my implicit asking.

His joke was that he used to do drugs.

MSP = Microsoft Paint

for those who were also wondering.

All we ask of you is that you don’t reheat it in the employee break room microwave.

I loved Hypnospace Outlaw. Its so nostalgic and yet the surreal aspect of it gives it its own flavor that is separate from the nostalgia.

We have identified the pun and removed the relevant ambiguity. The appropriate records will be updated within one business dygn. 😐

What are you eating under there?

soup.

Frogs are just one of the vocal ambassadors of the otherwise ellusive creatures of the night. A frog is just a really good mascots for the team.

People absolutely rotate maps like that.

Like when you’re at the bank and a bank robber shoots a bunch of people and then you jump out from cover and start covering all the corpses eyes super fast.

You described that beautiful scene but I know I’m gonna laugh when I check it out and discover that it looks as good as the back of Charmeleon did in Pokemon red/blue.

Damn my bad, I totally misread that.

I loved this comment. It felt exactly like when you ask a car salesman the price of a car and they start telling you a bunch of other facts about the car to distract you from hearing the answer to your own question. Very genuine to the actual experience.

If you go to the “talk” tab for that page, then only comment in the history of that page is about that same error. I’m curious if the error comes straight from the cited source.

Neither is whatever state we are letting our bodies be in that is causing enough leg cramps to necessitate a contingency protocol.

Yeah I have always found that standing up stops the cramp better than anything else. I heard it was like handing over the controls to your central (or maybe peripheral?) nervous system and letting that higher authority override the cramp by deciding that maintaining your balance while standing up is a higher priority. Then you can safely stretch and get hydrated after that.

I have jumped out of bed in a panic many times and it has worked every time.

wtf

This statue depicts me when I can’t find my swim trunks.

I like this one when you request of them “Ask me what the most important part of comedy is” and then when they begrudgingly say “okay fine, what is the most–” you interrupt them with “TIMING” frantically like you are desperately trying not to miss the window.

This kills the crab.