People absolutely rotate maps like that.

Like when you’re at the bank and a bank robber shoots a bunch of people and then you jump out from cover and start covering all the corpses eyes super fast.

You described that beautiful scene but I know I’m gonna laugh when I check it out and discover that it looks as good as the back of Charmeleon did in Pokemon red/blue.

Damn my bad, I totally misread that.

I loved this comment. It felt exactly like when you ask a car salesman the price of a car and they start telling you a bunch of other facts about the car to distract you from hearing the answer to your own question. Very genuine to the actual experience.

If you go to the “talk” tab for that page, then only comment in the history of that page is about that same error. I’m curious if the error comes straight from the cited source.

Neither is whatever state we are letting our bodies be in that is causing enough leg cramps to necessitate a contingency protocol.

Yeah I have always found that standing up stops the cramp better than anything else. I heard it was like handing over the controls to your central (or maybe peripheral?) nervous system and letting that higher authority override the cramp by deciding that maintaining your balance while standing up is a higher priority. Then you can safely stretch and get hydrated after that.

I have jumped out of bed in a panic many times and it has worked every time.

wtf

This statue depicts me when I can’t find my swim trunks.

I like this one when you request of them “Ask me what the most important part of comedy is” and then when they begrudgingly say “okay fine, what is the most–” you interrupt them with “TIMING” frantically like you are desperately trying not to miss the window.

This kills the crab.

When I was young I heard the phrase “time marches inexorably forward” and I always thought it was one of those really cool phrases everyone knew from some philosopher or like from Shakespeare or some highbrow source of wisdom or wit.

Recently I looked it up, and I can’t for the life of me figure out where it came from, or why I thought it was one of those ubiquitous things everyone had heard before. It was probably actually from some X-Men cartoon or something silly but I’ll never figure it out.

I wish I could go back in time and figure out where I heard that phrase with that specific wording but, you know what they say…

Usually the epiphany includes the second syllable as: Lucas > Luke S.

Its hilarious seeing the same “absolutely insane” tag that I have used.

Yeah these people are ignoring the part where Jesus said give away all your belongings unless you think you should keep them because you’ve had them for a long time.

The background lore of the TV show Severance is gonna create a new rise of ether used as a recreational drug in a sort of “do not build the torment nexus” way.

To be perfectly fair, saying “there’s nothing else to say” is a way stronger example of a thought terminating exercise. Yet here we both are.

I think your untreated trauma is negatively affecting how you treat the people around you.

In 2000, The Thirteenth Floor was nominated for the Saturn Award for Best Science Fiction Film but lost to The Matrix.

Yeah that’s a pretty good sell. I’ll check it out.