wtf
If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there’d be like max 7 cars on road globally
You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
wtf
If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there’d be like max 7 cars on road globally
I assume you’ve been mass reported in whatever game you made this for
There are roughly just under 3000 people on earth with more than a billion dollars.
They have a combined net worth of over $16 Trillion
Say the almighty Cthulu/Allah/Zeus decided “yo fuck those assholes” and instantly redistributed that $16 trillion among all 8 billion+ people on earth equally
Everyone: Every man, woman and child would get just a bit shy of $2000.
Fun thought experiment
I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again.
Shit dude, that’s rough
If I may ask, what happened?
Otherwise, no nearby gaming cafés? They’re usually reasonably priced
2029 Headline: Worlds largest data breach caused by zero day exploit in popular PNG 3.0 renderer
the payload was reportedly embedded in an animated image of the attacker repeatedly flicking his left testicle
people just don’t want to work anymore
NO
THEY CLEARLY FUCKING DO
BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES
AND THEN IT’S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB
AND THAT’S IF THEY’RE “LUCKY” ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO RANDOM.CHOICE()
THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTS
THEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER: $1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)
Sorry for the caps, I’ve been in the job market recently and it’s fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.
The stories from Abu Ghraib alone make my skin crawl.
That was 20 years ago. I can only imagine it’s a lot worse for people detained by ICE right now.
Fuck it, if I worked there, I’d straight up just steal from his office while he’s doing bumps in the bathroom
mass traffic casualty any% speedrun
Same.
The entire concept of mensa always rubbed me the wrong way
It just feels like its only purpose is to be a magnet for narcissists.
You’re supposedly one of the smartest people alive, and yet you somehow concluded that a good use of your limited time on Earth is to blow smoke up your own ass with a group of other pretentious jerkoffs who know how to cheese IQ tests
I’ll read this article later
are you saying all my Trumpcoins, Trump NFTs, degrees from Trump university and deep frozen Trump steaks are worthless
I do this with my bank when they try to get me to increase my credit limit
No AI as far as I’m aware
holy fuck call an ambulance
Biblical end time blunt rotation in that room jesus fuck
Stopping exploitation by Shell, BP & Friends isn’t exactly what made those regimes despotic
Maybe we can get LSD pregnancy medicine to market this time
I remember last time Chad was also on the list and their government was like “yo dude wtf did we do!?”
Also, I feel like he wouldn’t be able to recall more than three countries on that list if prompted
We don’t even need complex AI to replace CEOs
One ruby script can easily:
Real life: yes
Game: harsh
Like, they could have put him in the naughty corner or something. I don’t like the idea of banning as a game mechanic.