You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.

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  • What’s the general plan of action when a company’s base region shits the bed?

    Keep dormant mirrored resources in other regions?

    I presumed the draw of us-east-1 was its lower cost, so if any solutions involve spending slightly more money, I’m not surprised high profile companies put all their eggs in one basket.



  • Also, the alt texts vary in descriptiveness for that exact purpose. They’re meant to be useful for humans, not for training data.

    What would a blind person rather have as the alt text:

    (there are no photos here, for the blind people listening)

    1:

    A cute Alsatian puppy looking into the camera with a dog toy in its mouth

    2:

    A 14 week old black/brown dog sitting on a tiled floor with a synthetic-rubber cuboid-cylindrical-shaped, blue-green-gradient chew toy in its mouth with its eyes and nose poised at a 30° angle towards the photographer’s origin. Each tile on the floor is approximately 1.47m^2 and are a pearlescent shade of off-white. There is an unidentifiable black speck on the first tile in the top left quadrant of the image. The cameraman’s fat finger is covering 1.97% of the bottom right quadrant. Focal length is set to 100mm. Exposure settings appear to be increased. The dog’s genitals are not visible.


  • I’ve been on an AWS project for about a month now

    And, my god, there is so much to be infuriated by.

    My first revelation was that there is no payment killswitch. E.g. if I spend more than X dollars, stop all my services and don’t charge me anymore. Nope sorry can’t do that

    You can set “Budget alerts” but holy fuck, the emails do not arrive anywhere near reasonably on time

    $0.40 per secret stored, billed monthly. Imagine the keys for every lock in your apartment showing up as charges on your rent invoice.

    With every managed service, it feels like the setup menus are just a game of minesweeper, where if you don’t know any better, you might accidentally cost your organization $500 per hour and not know until the next day when the cost dashboard updates.

    Maybe it’s just because I’m new to it, but apparently, this kind of shit is rampant among most cloud providers.

    Biggest companies in the world still need to pickpocket their customers and that’s somehow okay








  • Lets say they don’t use private data for training

    (Continue reading when you’re done laughing):

    Eventually, victims eventually run out of “free” storage.

    The humble corporation will do a bunch of psychologically unethical tricks to basically hypnotize users into forking over those three digits at the back of the family credit card.

    Now the victim’s data is effectively held ransom. Keep paying or lose it.

    But they won’t stop paying. They paid for a year’s plan at a discount and the peaceful megacorp conveniently hit autorenew for them at checkout.

    12 months roll around and oopsie, they already have the money. They could go through the refund process, but they’ve got shit on their plate, might as well keep it for another year.

    I could keep rambling, but on Lemmy, I’m probably preaching to the choir about the first verse of genesis.





  • Is there a difference between self censoring and “having a filter”?

    Like, I usually don’t say the first thought that comes to mind.

    I have to think, often unconsciously like you mentioned, will the next thing I say:

    • be stupid (protect my ego)
    • be rude (preserving the dignity of others)
    • be incriminating (will I get into shit if an authority figure reads/hears it)

    I guess self censorship is just that last one? If something I say can later be reprimanded by the law, my boss, or even a moderator, I’d rather just shut the fuck up.



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    Web3 was about enabling us to securely transfer value between people digitally and without middlemen.

    It’s ironic that the middlemen showed up anyway and busted all the security of those transfers

    You want some bipcoin to buy weed drugs on the slip road? Don’t bother figuring out how to set up that wallet shit, come to our nifty token exchange where you can buy and sell all kinds of bipcoins

    oh btw every government on the planet showed up and dug through our insecure records. hope you weren’t actually buying shroom drugs on the slip rod

    also we got hacked, you lost all your bipcoins sorry

    At least, that’s my recollection of events. I was getting my illegal narcotics the old fashioned way.