

But how can you massage yourself without the gun hammer?


But how can you massage yourself without the gun hammer?


I would argue they are wasting as much water and electricity as playing a video game. Text says its a local model; runs on your local machine not on cloud as all other. Not water cooled.
Or am I missing something?


Neither Cookie banners nor GDPR consent dialogs need to be bad. They are only bad because companies try to do their shit. It’s companies not regulation that make Cookie banners and GDPR consent dialogs bad.
That said, the id-verification stuff is just pure awful for privacy concerns.


How can you sue someone from beyond the grave anyways?


CEO says: we need to make sure everyone works 100h weeks, because we only hire people who work 100h weeks.
Lol


Is this really news? That’s how they became elected in the first place…


Bobby Fingers and the Jeff Bezos rowing boat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGhcSupkNs8


I dont use social media.
…on a social media…
Wouldn’t it be downdowndetectordetector.com?


At the same time the Swedish equivalent was not censored.
Lilla hora = little whore
If that was not obvious


It is potentially doable:
A short message is 140 bytes of gsm7-bit packed characters (I.e. each character is translated to “ascii” format which only take up 7-bit space, which also is packed together forming unharmonic bytes), so we can probably get away with 160 characters per SMS.
According to crypto.stackexchange, a 2048-bit private key generates a base64 encoded public key of 392 characters.
That would mean 3 SMSs per person you send your public key to. For a 4096-bit private key, this accounts to 5 SMSs.
As key exchange only has to be sent once per contact it sounds totally doable.
After you sent your public key around, you should now be able to receive encrypted short messages from your contacts.
The output length of a ciphertext depends on the key size according to crypto.stackexchange and rfc8017. This means we have 256 bytes of ciphertext for each 2048-bit key encrypted plaintext message, and 512 bytes for 4096-bit keys. Translated into short messages, it would mean 2 or 4 SMSs for each text message respectively, a 1:2, or 1:4 ratio.
Hope you have a good SMS plan 😉


Don’t you include commute in the workday? If you have 30 min to office (1h in total), and have a 7h workday, then you only need to be in office for 6 hours. And 1h of them is probably lunch?
If company allows work from home, then they will probably maximise the number of “work” hours, as you don’t have a commute and lunch is probably quicker.
(This is how it should be, but yes I’m joking)


And don’t forget Georgia.
Wasn’t it vista that started to hide things in the control panel?


Cool contest! On the same topic I think https://forgekeyboard.com/ might inspire


United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the States of America
Well, just stop rebuilding the fucking white house for $600M and you are good to go lol
https://katherineclark.house.gov/2026/06/16/usa-today-trump-ballroom-soars-to-600m-with-taxpayers-on-hook-for-half-report/
Edit: Or the $45B that the invasion of Iran got you https://militaryspend.org/us-iran-war