Brave Little Hitachi Wand

Are you mad that people got mad? Anger is not a subtle political instrument, a win is a win.

You’re just gonna act like you don’t see the problem? Are you doing a bit?

I was randomly up at 4, shouldn’t have been on my phone at all. Word salad.

Oh shit. Free demo too. I’ll see if it has the same magic for my kid that it did for me

Where’s safe?

Well I’m an only child, so it’s not just conceptually repulsive, it’s distracting and unrelatable.

I know, I’m being spoiled. Just one more thing I didn’t have to share with a sibling eh?

I’m pretty sure dysgraphia is impaired handwriting. Dyscalculia would be maths.

I used to use Nord. Happier with Mullvad, way less faff

I will vomit directly into your eyeballs

Fauxcest. It didn’t use to be so prolific.

The left Democrats and the right.

We are not to be spared the buzz marketing.

Any war with this many aggressors who were all opposed to each other absolutely would just look like everyone killing each other at random. Even without nukes, it would be madness on a scale never before seen, resulting in a quieter, nay sleepier world.

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Be kind, communicate a lot.

Sounds dumb but if it’s meant to be that’s all it should take. People make dating these days so complex.

Yeah… My kid’s going to have such a bizarre sense of humour. I feel like I’m enriching comedic plutonium over here.

Can I be lazy and not write it all out?

Not all of it is for my kid, not all of it is even very good, but it’s a good bit of variety.

It lets me cut out any unnecessary credits or repetitive intros, and I have a little fun with commercial breaks sometimes. Once I put the Heinz automato robot video into the commercial break of a Mega Man cartoon. That got a big laugh.

It’s the highlight of my week. It’s great to have culture in common with my kid and to get each others references. I also like to cook big breakfasts that day, lots of waffles, bellinis, fancy stuff, fresh fruits. Real bougie with it.

I thought I might be playing it loose applying it to the case of private equity in the creative arts, but it feels right