• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    looks around

    Yeah, no I did read this title right. That’s the topic.

    Someone took time out of their day to post this. Intentionally.

    sigh

    Now, OP, let me ask you this. Did you mean for all those words to come out of you in that order, or were you just as surprised as the rest of us?

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      I peed. I didn’t poop.

      I pooped and I did pee. It’s science at that point. You can’t deny science.

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        I’m picturing this conversation as a debate in a public plaza in Ancient Greece, surrounded by wizened old men wearing bedsheets and looking really pensive.

        Edit: Socrates is there, too, he’s wearing a bleu ciel one with a repeating feather print pattern. It’s laundry day…

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            “… so it was ‘if you poo in the shower, then you never have to flush?’ Or was it pee? And what’s flushing? Oh, no, Diogenes is staring at me again…”