- From NBC on Reddit
Putin riding in the frickin Beast, are u fckn kidding me?
He who drinks with the enemy while his ally bleeds is no hero but a fool. You grant him honor while he seeks to burn your and your ally’s home. No word of peace holds meaning while his sword is still raised against those who stand with you.
Image posts are not allowed, read the rules.
It’s an article you goof
It’s an article NOW. See the Edit where I explain that.
When it was posted, it was solely an image and was removed. When OP corrected it, I restored it and added the edit to my comment.
possibly since the edit. jordanlund had edited their comment too since then, but it seems it did not yet federate out
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sick burn, hign five
I’m Gonna Use that one.
Why don’t you use my farts?
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why don’t you plot my farts over -∞…∞ ?
I’m still working on it. Every time I think I’ve reached the destination, it turns out I’ve moved further but am the same distance from the destination!
The man at the telegraph store said if you sent him another jar of farts you were going to have to get married
Rules are there for a reason. Don’t like it?
i apologize for my part in this
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Attacking mods only gets you a ban. Enjoy!
Found an escaped Reddit mod! How’d you get here spez?
LOL - Reddit mods would just nuke the comments and not say why. I’m at least going to give you a reason.
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I can take out the trash all night.
Hey, what’s the shortest ban you can give someone? I wanna set a record.
Do you realize how much effort this takes?
None. At all. Bu-ban, unban. :)
Fastest permaban I did was on a spam account. Caught it within 7 minutes of account creation and posting.
Fastest ban I’ve seen was done by an admin on one of those hundreds of “Anti-Yanks” accounts. Banned instantly on creation. They didn’t even get to post.
Reddit
We don’t have anywhere near the trash reddit does, but that doesn’t mean we tolerate it.
Reddit would just be:
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I’m at least going to tell you why something got removed.
A message about how the thread is locked because “y’all can’t behave” would be the cherry on top of this
“Am I doing a good enough job master?”
Putin wanted road head
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If only that car shared the same fate as Soleimani’s
Wheee!
What are the odds that something small and electronic “accidentally” slipped out of Putin’s pocket and got “lost” in the seat cushions of the presidential limo?
Knowing how paranoid he is, there is no way in hell Putin would have allowed this to happen if he wasn’t sure Trump was in his pocket.
Knowing how paranoid Putin is, I’m almost sure this is a body double
Got to be this
Check it for bugs…
And listening devices…/s
Agent Krasnov does lots of special favors beyond just sharing cars.
*Asset Krasnov. He’s compromised or otherwise loyal to Putin. But he’s not putting on disguises and decoding dead drops or anything!
I’ve seen this one before (no disrespect, Mr. Carlin)
I say they are giving each other handies in the back seat.
Double road head gurrrttt umgurrt mc grrrrtttt.
Who gave who road head?
Yes
A US president in talks with war criminals? this hasnt been done by him befor right? wit wait i remeber now Donald Trump and Mike Pompeo signed a surrender deal with the Taliban handing the country over to them. Donald Trump is a traitor to the constitution.
Come on, US presidents are meeting with war criminals every time they look in the mirror or meet with their cabinets.
Or did you seriously already forget all the stuff the USA was doing in the Middle East, in Laos or in South America. Admittedly, the last one was never an official war but “only” secret agency stuff.
I wonder if the bloke with the bellend face will tell tiny evil criminal boy that he’s not being respectful enough to the mentally deficient painted scrotum.
I legit expected to see Krasnov leaning on putains shoulder
