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That is by a wide margin the one I quote the most, just after it is “Oh my no.”
FARNSWORTH:
Dear Lord, that’s over 150 atmospheres of pressure.FRY: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
FARNSWORTH: Well it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
Edit: Sorry I’m not sure why my comment was added as a reply to the parent comment.
between zero and one.
between one and zero
We call the top roost of our cat castle The Angry Dome. She only gets up there when she is bonkers with the zoomies.
I really like the little detail that in the shot after, the planet express ship is leaving and the professor can be seen walking around in a dome flayling his arms and looking angry.
Everyone’s always in favor of saving Hitler’s brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Ohhh, suddenly you’ve gone too far.
You changed the outcome by observing it!
No fair!
Came here to find this one haha
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Not sure whether this is my favorite but it sure is the one I most relate to lately.
I have this one on my digital picture frame at work.
Well, I am already in my pajamas
Futurama sleepers unite.
I quote “Tell them I hate them” all the time, especially at work when someone does something unexpected that forces me to fix it.
From Fry and the Slurm Factory
this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement, afterwards he’ll be lucky if he has any bones left
“And here’s where I keep assorted lengths of wire.”
“To shreds you say? How’s his wife holding up? To shreds you say?”
“I can, but that’s because I’m not a penniless hippie!”
“This is the perfect chance for Fry to try out my new anti-pressure pills”
“I can’t swallow that!”
“Well then ‘Good News!’ It’s a suppository!”
Splat
Farnsworth: “Remember to take your anti-pressure pills everyone!”
Fry: “I can’t swallow this!”
Farnsworth: “Good news! It’s a suppository!”
Professor has some classic lines:
Professor! Lava! Hot!
Good news! It’s a suppository.
Oh, don’t worry, Fry. I too once spent a nightmare-ish time in a robot asylum. But now it’s nearly over. So long.
Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. “I’m My Own Grandfather”! Let’s just steal the damn dish and get out of here! Screw history!
