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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

please do not the fish

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please do not the fish

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    How am I supposed to say no to this?

    • kewwwi@lemmy.worldOP
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      cuz I put up a sign!

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      Co2cKeN8yaIHvtq.gif

      • killea@lemmy.world
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        No. I said he sleeps with the fishes.

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    There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.

    I think it was called “the little mermaid”

    • edgesmash@lemmy.world
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      I’m pretty sure it was the fish who wanted to fuck a guy.

      • bstix@feddit.dk
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        Victim blaming! Ariel was only 15, she could not legally consent.

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        Relevant

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      I’m assuming it’s this one? I admit it’s been awhile, so I don’t remember the plot:

      Don Knotts fucks a fish, right?

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    Ok i supprt it but wtf squirel do?

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      Don’t fuck with squirrels.

  • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world
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    Leave the damn squirrels alone!

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      Besides Chipmunks can fit more nuts in.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    sad Swedish Chef noises

  • Codpiece@feddit.uk
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    Is this a warning for dolphins?

  • TabbsTheBat (they/them)@pawb.social
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    Carp sexxers in shambles

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      My Dwarf Fortress instincts are screaming in horror.

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      If they really wanna catch more fish, they should be Hooksmaxxing.

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    This is photoshopped. I know this because New Zealand’s Department of Conservation would never use the word squirrel.

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      If this was really from New Zealand / Aotearoa, wouldn’t they have suggested the sheep?

  • faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf
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    Ok i guess some people took ‘’there are plenty of fish‘’ too seriously

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    god forbid men have hobbies

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    squirrels are more viscious than fish if they are manhandled. plus thier teeth are ultra sharp too, since rodent teeth dont stop growing they have to grind it down often.

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      Viscious? I think you meant viscous

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    AI slop

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