I’ve noticed a lot of those big-in-microblogging folks have figured out what gives viral among their audience and just keep repeating it over and over in different forms.
Why? Hooked on the validation? It doesn’t seem healthy.
why? money.
validity in our society is a popularity contest now…
Its so sad when you return to a tiktok account you haven’t seen since 2020, and its 4 years of doing the same bit once a week.
I recently got a flexy mirror on a stick, meant to look at difficult to find vehicle parts.
Thanks for reminding me to inspect and floss my butthole with it too…
You just juxtaposed real-ass wisdom with bullshit.
Kudos.
ass-wisdom
anal/rectum wisdom, thank you very much!
He’s not trying hard enough. You can touch tongues, too. No entwining, but maybe in the P-reversed universe, that’s just taboo.
in the p!=np universe, you can even grab your booty a little bit before the mirror guards get mad (they don’t like PDA)
Mirror enforcers are a lot more serious than that. Just ask Lake (nee: piluT) from the “Infinity Train”.
Rich people don’t run their own social media btw.
And counter-example: eskimo kisses (w/ eyelashes) checkmate!
I’m a mirror, you can eskimo-kiss yourself only on the eyes
I get the feeling he kisses himself on the lips in mirrors a lot.
At least once every couple years, it seems
He seems like the kinda guy who spends a lot of time trying to kiss his own ass. This is probably just his disappointment after trying.
I’ve never really cared for NDT. Every time I’ve heard him talk or be interviewed it sounds like he thinks he’s the most important guy ever.
NDT wants to explain to you how much he knows, Bill Nye wants to explain the stuff so you know how it works too.
Something about the way he acts always gives me the ick. It feels like a mask.
