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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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  • prasadCode58@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    How high were you when you were thinking about this logic ?

    • ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      How high were you

      Hi, how are you?

    • stochastictrebuchet@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes

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    The fuck do you mean you don’t have toetips? Do your toes not end?

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      Pretty brave of you to admit openly that you don’t have endless toes.

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    It’s too late for this shit. Take my upvote

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    14 hours ago

    And don’t even get me started on how we drive on parkways and park in driveways.

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      13 hours ago

      Or how shipments travel by car and cargo travels by ship.

      • restingOface@quokk.au
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        12 hours ago

        You cook bacon, but you bake cookies.

        • Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world
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          • fartographer@lemmy.world
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            Jon’s definitely having a stroke

        • someguy3@lemmy.world
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          11 hours ago

          You can bake bacon, but you can not cook cookies.

          • skankhunt42@lemmy.ca
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            7 hours ago

            Sounds like a skill issue.

          • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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            9 hours ago

            BOILED COOKIES, from 1953.

      • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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        13 hours ago

        Car go ship? No, car go road.

        • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world
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          Car go road? No car go beep beep… you okay buddy??

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    My tongue has a tip, you wanna see what I can do with that?

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      My asshole is a little crusty. I don’t wipe. By the time I get around to it weeks later, I’m pulling out ass hairs trying to cleanup. Horrible all around. You think you can moisten it a bit, or even get it for me? Thx.

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    You may not have toetips, but you do have tippy-toes.

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    Actually tipfinger is what your mom calls that thing I do to her butt.

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      Just the tip?

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    Where are the Germans in this thread? I’m pretty sure they have a word for your tippy toes.

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      Yep, for us its the same. Fingertips are ‘Fingerspitzen’ and the tips of your toes are ‘Zehenspitzen’, whereas “Spitzen” literally translates to ‘tips’

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Wanna touchenspitzen?

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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          🥺👉👈

          • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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            🥺🦶🦶

            • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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              🐾

              • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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                Whoa there’s a paw track emoji? Nice.

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      Not a German here, but I bet that word is KurztrumDummerungHimmsschplatzHoch or something.

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        You mean Fingerspitzengefühl?

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          Is he related to Kandymanschpieler?

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    Also like, they call them fingers, but I’ve never seen them fing.

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      Oh wait, there they go…

  • w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world
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    Jokes on you. I cut my fingertips off.

    • titanicx@lemmy.zip
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      Then the new spot is your finger tips

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    “Captain Sparrow, who is robbing me and what are they taking while you’re here beguiling me?”

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    You can’t tipfinger because you’re already using your finger tips, but your toe tips are not in use anywhere else, and therefore exclusively used for tiptoeing.

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