Try making kids draw California’s new flag:

Something that cute has no business being so fkin dangerous
Don’t fall for it, it’s just a hairstyle.
Yeah, I’m not really sure who I need to be talking to, but I had some concerns about the garbage cans.
And we need to address the pic-a-nic baskets
Waay too hard to get into
You trying to tell me that if I fly the flag of New Hampshire and the actual fucking USS Raleigh appears out of nowhere that you aren’t gonna have at least some raised fucking eyebrows?
How about Virginia’s flag?
How about the UN’s flag?
No taxation without representation!
He’s got a constitutional right to bear arms in this country.
Hey boo-boo lets pass some laws legalizing picnic basket theft
I visited Sequoia Nat Park maybe 10 or 12 years ago. The bears were crazy. I knew I was likely to see a bear, but the animals moved into the camp like they were clocking in.
There were signs that advised campers to make noise like banging pots and pans to drive them off. Less than 30 seconds after sunset, you could hear pots and pans banging in every direction.
I saw two bears that first night, one got close enough that I could hear it breathing.
“Only you can prevent someone from using your likeness for merchandising without approval.”
Every time I see the California flag, I think that the second bear head is missing. I played too much Fallout 2 as a kid.
Aww
Guess someones did chose the bear.
Respect the bear







