Its been 38 years and we still don’t know if Annie is okay.
Well, no. She was struck down. It was her doom.
She’s dead, Jim. She was
hitstruck by a Smooth Criminal.Struck by*
She’s been struck, so likely not. But we do know that she is indeed jealous.
She’s kinda all over the place:
Word on the street is she’s been hit by, she’s been struck by, a smooth criminal.
Took some rehab and therapy, but she went onto have a fulfilling and normal life after the incident with that smooth criminal.
Frodo lives, but Annie’s dead.
Annie’s doing the best she can. One day at a time. She used to be optimistic about tomorrow…tomorrow is only a day away.
Now, today, in her 50s, working drive thru at wendys, she has become cynical, and openly cherishes the sweet release of death.
Justice for Annie
I tried to tell her to take a load off, but I haven’t heard back.
TIL
Which is great as CPR should be around 120bpm - Smooth Criminal is 118.
I prefer Another One Bites the Dust.
Being fair, “Highway to Hell” by ACDC works beautifully… Especially if you’re doing 30 x 2 x 2 - the chorus takes 30 if you start at the right time
hee hee
She’s no longer an orphan so I guess yeah, she is.
She found out that Daddy Warbucks had male-pattern baldness but secretly shaved his skull due to a great vanity he held within his soul. Once she discovered that, she ran away back to the orphanage.
