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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·11 days agoOnly badasses steal ice cream pops so what are you on about?
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·11 days agoHelp me out, what’s the most adorable, cutest, soft-ass crime? Sneaking into an aquarium?
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 days agoMisregistering your lemonade stand
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·11 days agoNah that’s genuine badass behaviour!
minus-squareMBech@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 days agoBreaking into the goat petting area at the zoo.
minus-squaremlatu@moist.catsweat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 days agopirating AAA games, movies and music?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 days agoCommitting a crime makes you a criminal and all criminals are badass.
Only badasses steal ice cream pops so what are you on about?
Help me out, what’s the most adorable, cutest, soft-ass crime? Sneaking into an aquarium?
Misregistering your lemonade stand
Illegally feeding the homeless?
Nah that’s genuine badass behaviour!
Breaking into the goat petting area at the zoo.
pirating AAA games, movies and music?
Committing a crime makes you a criminal and all criminals are badass.