Hold up, I’m gonna check you’re handbook.

For, “Whoever would love life and see good days must keep their tongue from evil and their lips from deceitful speech. They must turn from evil and do good; they must seek peace and pursue it.” -1 Peter 3:10-11

Oh hey check this one out too.

Eloquent lips are unsuited to a godless fool— how much worse lying lips to a ruler! -Proverbs 17:7

Damn y’all are just so fucking bad at your one job.