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minus-squarepetrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoI thought nine HUNDRED BILLION BANANAS is FUCKING INSANE but actually that’s about 1/3rd a banana a day, which is how my coworker always ate them. I’d say “hey, are you gonna finish your banana,” and he’d say “yeah, tomorrow.”
minus-squareRogueBanana@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·18 hours agoDo they just take a bite and fold it back like chinese takeaway?
minus-squarepetrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 hours agoSort of like a Ritz cracker sleeve.
minus-squaretoo_high_for_this@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·23 hours agoIs your coworker a fruit fly?
I thought nine HUNDRED BILLION BANANAS is FUCKING INSANE but actually that’s about 1/3rd a banana a day, which is how my coworker always ate them. I’d say “hey, are you gonna finish your banana,” and he’d say “yeah, tomorrow.”
Do they just take a bite and fold it back like chinese takeaway?
Sort of like a Ritz cracker sleeve.
Is your coworker a fruit fly?
I can ask.