• Naich@piefed.world
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      25 days ago

      Because they can sit outside and see how many people go in for a day or two, look at the books and instantly see if they are laundering money. Daily visits: 25, income £10,000 is either a bit of a red flag or a fucking expensive hair cut.

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        25 days ago

        There is no way any police organization will dedicate that much time to that.

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          25 days ago

          You just have to get the work experience kid to count the number of people going in during the day. Divide their income by that number x number of days it’s open in a year and you can instantly tell if it’s laundering money.

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            25 days ago

            Or you can do it like NCIS does.

            Take a cell phone camera picture and yell enhance and it will give you a details HD video and do all the counts for you.

            Oh you mean we aren’t writing fiction?

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              24 days ago

              Yeah, I guess it’s completely beyond the bounds of possibility to spend a day counting and then divide one number by another. Impossible.