- The best part about winter, is that it’s nice inside. In summer, it can get to a point where it isn’t even nice inside anymore. - But also all the downsides of winter outside can be mitigated and navigated. The downsides of summer outside can’t be. - There are humans that hang out outside at -70C all day. For all you F users, that is -94F. The coldest winter ever gets where I am is -40C(also -40F for F people), it’s usually only about -20C(-4F) on an average cold day in winter. - If you are too cold in winter, you aren’t dressed right. There are options available that you haven’t taken. - You can always add more layers of clothing, you can only take off so much before you get arrested. - Det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlige klær. - That’s a popular saying among Scandinavians on the theme. Translated: There is no bad weather, only bad clothes. 
 
 
- The mosquitoes are dead. 
- Other than super dry skin, taking 3x the time to leave the house and white knuckle driving every day? - My honest favourite part of winter is 4 fold: - Christmas season. There’s an overwhelming positive energy in the air. Family, drinks, friends and good food.
- Every thing is quiet, fresh and sterile. It looks amazing after a fresh snow.
- It’s hockey season.
- No yard work. Fuck leaves (and leafs)
 - A bunch of leaves fell at my place this year after snow was already on the ground. As if raking leaves out of bare grass weren’t bad enough. 
 
- Returning home after work, hands freezing as they touch the cold metal doorknob. Turning on lamps, lighting candles, making a lovingly tender and warm cup of coffee, snuggling up with a pet and a partner on a couch, cozy under the various old blankets you’ve collected over the years, and playing Stardew Valley, Skyrim, or any other comfort game together. - Grab some warm stew or curry, throw on a well-loved hoodie, and enjoy the security and hospitality you give yourself and your family. - Warm pie and cookies for dessert, and a book to sip on and savor. 
- The suicidal agony. - But then there’s the best part of waking up, the Folgers in your cup. - You should try filling it to the rim with Brim instead. 
 
- I’m sorry, is this some sort of Northern/Southern Hemisphere joke I’m too close to the equator to understand? 





