I mean, for all you know he had an agent set up to take that cue and send personalized messages to his spouse, boss, and mistress in his current town, letting them all know of his arrival.
It probably would have gotten confused and sent an NDA doc to their mistress, a nude of that kink they’ve never admitted to to their wife, and a “sorry I’ll be home late my cunt of a boss is calling me in immediately” to their boss
“chat i have arrived please text my close ones for me as I cannot bother to do so myself”
“OMG Yes!!! Welcome to <town> bestie 🤩🤩🤩. I’m so excited that you’re finally here. 🎉 See, I told you everything would be fine. Airline travel is an HIGHLY regulated and statistically safe way of travel. I’m going to start texting about your arrival to your spouses, bosses and mistresses in <town> to let them know. Good luck on the disembarkation, don’t forget to text me IMMEDIATELY when you get off! ✈️”
I mean, for all you know he had an agent set up to take that cue and send personalized messages to his spouse, boss, and mistress in his current town, letting them all know of his arrival.
It probably would have gotten confused and sent an NDA doc to their mistress, a nude of that kink they’ve never admitted to to their wife, and a “sorry I’ll be home late my cunt of a boss is calling me in immediately” to their boss
That would be magical
Thats actually sadder.
That’s bush league shit, everyone knows the mistress gets priority
“chat i have arrived please text my close ones for me as I cannot bother to do so myself”
“OMG Yes!!! Welcome to <town> bestie 🤩🤩🤩. I’m so excited that you’re finally here. 🎉 See, I told you everything would be fine. Airline travel is an HIGHLY regulated and statistically safe way of travel. I’m going to start texting about your arrival to your spouses, bosses and mistresses in <town> to let them know. Good luck on the disembarkation, don’t forget to text me IMMEDIATELY when you get off! ✈️”