slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agothree cheers for fate!lemmy.imagisphe.reimagemessage-square89linkfedilinkarrow-up1670arrow-down19cross-posted to: politicalmemes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1661arrow-down1imagethree cheers for fate!lemmy.imagisphe.reslothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square89linkfedilinkcross-posted to: politicalmemes@lemmy.world
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 month agoI’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agotakes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it… continues sucking nipple
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI’ve got nipples, Greg. Could you suck me?
I’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.
takes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple
What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it…
continues sucking nipple
I’ve got nipples, Greg. Could you suck me?
That’s not my nipple.
Carry on,