Forester@pawb.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agoA cow is more likely to kill you than a sharklemmy.imagisphe.reimagemessage-square155linkfedilinkarrow-up1441arrow-down162file-text
arrow-up1379arrow-down1imageA cow is more likely to kill you than a sharklemmy.imagisphe.reForester@pawb.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square155linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTastyWheat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·10 days agoI was nearly killed by a cow. Driving along a country road and one jumped the fence and went in front of my car. As i hit it, it rolled up the bonnet, tore the roof off my sedan and missed my head by fuck all. Every year on June 10th I buy a giant steak to celebrate survival.
minus-squareSir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·10 days ago“Yeah, take that, vegans!”
I was nearly killed by a cow.
Driving along a country road and one jumped the fence and went in front of my car. As i hit it, it rolled up the bonnet, tore the roof off my sedan and missed my head by fuck all.
Every year on June 10th I buy a giant steak to celebrate survival.
“Yeah, take that, vegans!”