Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoInternationallemmy.imagisphe.reimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1823arrow-down122
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minus-squareSuper Mega Ultra Edition DX Unleashed 64@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·5 days agoIf I had a dime for every billionare killed with a guillotine in 2026, I’d… have the same amount of money. 🥲
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoWhat was it that rich people say when they hear this? “Then pull yourself by the bootstraps, go out, and make money!” I will land you a guillotine.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoi read that one book and i have been manifesting guillotines (and casting various hexes) for a decade now. i’ma take credit for this one even though i didn’t do it. i imagined it so it was totally me
If I had a dime for every billionare killed with a guillotine in 2026, I’d… have the same amount of money. 🥲
What was it that rich people say when they hear this? “Then pull yourself by the bootstraps, go out, and make money!” I will land you a guillotine.
i read that one book and i have been manifesting guillotines (and casting various hexes) for a decade now.
i’ma take credit for this one even though i didn’t do it. i imagined it so it was totally me