• Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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        23 hours ago

        When the moon is a lie and the flat earthers cry, that’s amore.

        When the sun really shines, flat earthers ask why, that’s amore.

        They are ding, ding-a-ling-a-lings

        ding-a-ling-a-lings and you’ll sing, “stupid fella”

        Brains are dead, flippy-flippy-fled, flippy-flippy-fled

        contracted rubella.

              • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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                11 hours ago

                😁 I once wrote a parody of the pokemon theme song as the theme song for my world of warcraft guild.

                We’re gonna be, the very best,

                Like no guild ever was,

                Downing raids is our real test,

                getting gear our cause.

                We traveled across the realm,

                farming far and wide,

                crafting potions for the raid,

                and nobody died.

                warcraft guild!

                OH, It’s you and me

                maybe we’ll PVP

                Warcraft guild!

                It’s the song we sing

                while we’re raping the lich king.

                warcraft guild!

                we’re all on vent,

                Trash mobs we circumvent.

                Gear for me and gear for you,

                WARCRAFT GUILD!

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      2 days ago

      The moon is a transparent light source.

      You might be asking yourself how does a transparent object generate it’s own light? Well let me explain: trust me bro.

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        2 days ago

        Not sure if you were aware of the meme, but I was making a portal reference, as in “the cake is a lie.” The image looks the same as the portals in the video game “portal.” The original context of “The cake is a lie” was to convey the message that a reward is being used to motivate Chell, the player character of Portal, without any intent of delivering. It was my attempt at making fun of flat earthers. I do believe the earth is round, that we orbit the sun, that the moon orbits earth, and that the moon landing was real.

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          1 day ago

          Oooo Kay.

          Not sure why you found it necessary to explain the joke.

          But like you I am also making fun of flat earthers.

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            1 day ago

            I guess I misinterpreted the intent of your comment, like you might have thought I was a flat earther. My bad.

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      2 days ago

      Can’t land on a lie.

      I wonder are there flat earthers who are also simultaneously NOT moon landing deniers? Or is that like a prerequisite.