Omaha police agreed this week to stop carrying gloves that can deliver electric shocks to students in the halls of Nebraska’s largest public school district.
The decision affecting most Omaha middle and high schools came after The Associated Press first revealed Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s plan to give officers the gloves, which are known as G.L.O.V.E.s or Generated Low Output Voltage Emitters. The devices have also been used in recent years by some jails.
Omaha Superintendent Matthew Ray requested that police working in the schools, known as school resource officers, stop using the gloves. Omaha Police agreed.
Or they just really like electrocution of children.
On the one hand, I love delivering electric shocks to children, but on the other hand, I really hate cops.
So what you are asking for are child cops, that you can give electric shocks to?
At this point, I’d settle for swatting a hall monitor with a bug zapper.
Best they can do is tarrifs on all your neighbours.
Black and brown children
Don’t forget yellow ones. Oh and fuck those purple kids.
Don’t give maga ideas.
Ideas? That I am sure is just a Tuesday for them.