• SabinStargem@lemmy.today
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      “The remnants of our armies have finally caught Mr. Bezos and Elon, and they are here tonight to fight for their lives!..get ready to throw your shivs into the arena, elders and children! Our people died for this wonderful day to happen!”

      …That is the GOOD ending to 2028. 🤨

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      3 days ago

      That’s Kalshi’s slogan, right?

      No wait, that’s “gambling on fixed bumfights”. My bad.

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      Hey, we’re leveraging the power of both the blockchain and AI to forecast winners and place permissionless wagers. You can’t censor us! It’s like you don’t understand math.