bloody, watery diarrhea to be specific, or hemolytic uera syndrome.
How much for just the diarrhea
the AI bubble has popped
So, there’s one positive thing, at least.
New bubble is gambling on bumfights.
That’s Kalshi’s slogan, right?
No wait, that’s “gambling on fixed bumfights”. My bad.
I’m sure it will be much much stupider.
rfk jr will reccomend roadkill, and wild game meat be introduced into circulation. Mostly raccoons meat.
“Tapeworm builds character”
I don’t know how it could get stupider than that, but I know you’re right
Hold onto your hat, things are gonna get real fucking stupid
You left out there part where everyone has been enslaved by Musk, Bezos, and Zuckerberg to collect and deliver water to each of their strategic reserves. All “payment” for labor is made via rations of raw water.
where everyone
Everyone in america*
Oi, fixed it for ya mate
It’s 2027, and the world has been renamed America.
I hope you’re right. I would love for their power to enslave to be geographically confined.
Lol. Lmao even. These idiots aren’t going to stay in the US. The line has to go up, that means they need more bodies.
Well, I haven’t said that their shitty policies doesn’t affect other countries. In fact, they are very much do, since global economy heavily relies on dollar. But if they try to go literally enslaving other countries? That would be a death sentence.
Think so? Do you think the money-obsessed in your country won’t jump at the chance to play along?
Thats now, init?
I keep thinking that the next Katrina or Andrew or Helene scale hurricane is going to just make whatever part of the US it hits uninhabitable. Its going to be bad enough that nobody rebuilds in that area, and we have our first refugees.
Something slightly off-topic that happened at work last week, an air conditoning unit stopped working. It was easily fixed but it broke down exactly like what was mentioned in Neal Stephenson’s book “Termination Shock”. Ants crawled into the contactor and kept it from closing all the way. We could really end up with Relay Refugees.
There is currently a tropical storm out in the Atlantic Ocean that has been named Dolly how ironic would it be if it makes landfall in Florida and totally wipes it out.
Cant wait to hear the chief ramble about how america has the best refugees
Best refugees, like you’ve never seen before, with their shiny cars and heads down in their phones
And Donald Trump’s approval rating will hit a brutal new low of just 75%.
Waiting for the big beautiful obituary
MAGA will somehow blame Barack HUSSEIN Obama for all of this.
Obama and Biden conspired together for years to raise beef and gas prices.
I’m sure you can find a ton of leftists who will parrot that too.
Oh, and don’t forget. It didn’t snow anywhere this year, and the coastal cities are beginning to flood. Not that it’s something you have to worry about since you live inland, but it would sure be nice if it wasn’t 127°F outside or if it’d just rain a little for the first time since maybe February.
Nothing new under the America
Mistery Burger! Now with a free horseshoe in every 7th package.
It’s so cute how they aren’t 300lbs
Well $300 cheeseburgers and diarhhea would do that to you.
American bad!!!
At least you can self identify as the bad guy.
ThAnKs bUdDy
And Mango Mussolini is still fucking alive.
Even if he dies he’ll still be “alive”.
