ManfredMumpitz@feddit.org to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoTIL that Jesus Christ was probably born in 7–4 B.C.lemmy.imagisphe.reimagemessage-square195linkfedilinkarrow-up1293arrow-down131file-text
arrow-up1262arrow-down1imageTIL that Jesus Christ was probably born in 7–4 B.C.lemmy.imagisphe.reManfredMumpitz@feddit.org to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square195linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareHubi@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down2·2 days agoNah, he walked over water and everything and it was great. I guess you had to be there.
minus-squareNotSteve_@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·2 days agoI heard he walked on the water and then the water turned to wine and then they made babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoThe baby looked at you? Mary, call the Sanhedron.
minus-squarenightwatch_admin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoCan confirm, I was the water
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoThe fuck they put in that water, makes people think they can see other people walking on it
minus-squareJean-luc Peak-hard@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoand then everyone clapped
Nah, he walked over water and everything and it was great. I guess you had to be there.
I heard he walked on the water and then the water turned to wine and then they made babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
The baby looked at you? Mary, call the Sanhedron.
Can confirm, I was the water
Pics or it didn’t happen
Jesus was way cool
And he built my hotrod.
The fuck they put in that water, makes people think they can see other people walking on it
and then everyone clapped