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no paprika on those bad boys is a sin.
Just so long as you leave after eating that many eggs.
Make an expeditious retreat to your lands so your toxic fume expulsion harms nobody else. Please. Ill pay for your gas so your gas stays in your … ass til you’re home and it can pass.
Pure poetry.


They wouldn’t want me around after eating that many eggs, anyway.
Deviled eggs are the food of the Gods.
Well yeah, it’s right there in the name!
Is the devil a god? Have I never pondered this before?!





