Philosophers are domesticated shitposters.
To post or not to post ?
To shit or not to shit?
…just visceral*
This implies that philosophers aren’t feral, which is certainly arguable
It only implies not all of them are but technically it actually doesn’t.

Whilst, yeah, gotta agree that there’s often a Trojan Horse / Dadaism element to a lot of shitposts I still mostly enjoy the people who stumble across them and take them at face value.
Folks, look at the community and check yourself before you wreck yourself - or don’t, and continue to provide entertainment for me with your socio-political hot takes in the face of abstract absurdity.
Diogenes enters the chat, and pisses all over it.
I shit, therefore I post
eureka
Only when I forget to wipe
you-reek-ah
I’ll buy the feral part.
If you learned to eat lentils you would have more time to shitpost.
How are you doing, my philo sophers?





