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minus-squareTikiporch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoPlus very nutritious, as part of a balanced diet of the dozen or so bugs you eat in your sleep every year. ^(don’t worry, this is a myth)
minus-squarestarik@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoIt’s a myth on a technicality, because it doesn’t count as “eating” them if they crawl down your esophagus without you actively swallowing them.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoIt also doesn’t count as eating if they crawl into your sinuses and lay eggs.
minus-squarePeppycito@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoI’ve had house centipedes in my bed. I appreciate their hard work but I stomp them when possible.
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoYou can eat roly polys. Did you know that roly polys are over 300 million years old? You have to fry them first though, because otherwise they are toxic. But they are perfectly edible!
Plus very nutritious, as part of a balanced diet of the dozen or so bugs you eat in your sleep every year.
^(don’t worry, this is a myth)
It’s a myth on a technicality, because it doesn’t count as “eating” them if they crawl down your esophagus without you actively swallowing them.
It also doesn’t count as eating if they crawl into your sinuses and lay eggs.
I’ve had house centipedes in my bed. I appreciate their hard work but I stomp them when possible.
You can eat roly polys. Did you know that roly polys are over 300 million years old?
You have to fry them first though, because otherwise they are toxic. But they are perfectly edible!
Well also it’d be rude