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This is AI slop
Just become a zookeeper and you get to take care a tiger cub. Problemo solved.
But consider: which of the tiger’s appendages can you yank for your amusement if you’re a gibbon?
A well fed tiger is not that dangerous. If you keep it that way it might even let you give it snuggles!
You can’t tell me what to do!
I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!
You’re not my Dad.
Booo, I downvote this oppression!!
(Not really, just joking)Fucking. Stop. Me.
I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won’t be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared
The spot on his back just before his tail looks like fair game. My kitty also likes that spot, but mostly wants face pets.
Big kitty. Must pet anyway.
There’s one place you can pet it still. You’ll never guess where.
…but what if I go “psspsspss” and the tiger comes up to me?
Then they are either very cool or you are very dead. Either way, worth it.
