Moist owlette 🦉
No
Keep both. You can stuff the leftovers in the Buffalo, ranch, bleu cheese, or BBQ flavored condom and take it to go.
Hawthorne or Red Dragon?
🎵
got a pocket full of Hawthornes,
p-p-p-pocket full of Hawthornes.
You can have more than one thing in your wallet…
opens wallet
MÖTH
I just have a moth sometimes, but it flies out when I open my wallet to make sure there’s no money in it.
Condoms could arguably also be used for holding chicken wings
The lube on the average condom tastes terrible.
Glad I have mango habanero flavored condoms then!
Chicken ribs, something in that area, gotta be a joke there
I think it has more to do with the consequences of being unprepared than the odds of it happening at all.
Yeah, licking your fingers instead of using a condom is well… honestly I’ve never tried it. Probably doesn’t prevent pregnancy though. Likely not STIs either.
How often do chicken wings appear where there isn’t a bathroom where you can go and wash your hands?
Given my medication situation, I’d rather have the wings anyway.
A moist towelette can be useful after sex. Win win.
Based
I’m vaccinated/drug-protected against the most dangerous STI’s and have a vasectomy. I’m probably not getting laid very often at all but I’m not really worried when I do and I lack a condom.
And I don’t like wings.
I carry neither.
Not even shit post. This is just me on an average Friday night.
I feel heavily identified.
And depressed.
And enlightened.
Well, you can’t lick a venereal disease off your dick…
Don’t tell me what I can’t do, you’re not my Mom
