On the campaign trail in 2024, President Donald Trump promised to make gas dirt-cheap again and blamed record-high gas prices on the Biden-Harris “war on energy.”
Specifically, it’s more like “I’m okay with that cuz I secretly hate my black/brown/yellow neighbors and wish I could kill em but dem state laws won’t let me so I voted for Trump so he can use his ICEstapo to kill 'em. Now where the hell’s that guy who was supposed to fix up mah roof?”
“I’m okay with that because one day, if I work hard, I might own an oil company”
– Middle America MAGA Voter
Honestly, more like “I’m ok with that because the 3 trans athletes in this country are gonna be banned from public bathrooms”
Specifically, it’s more like “I’m okay with that cuz I secretly hate my black/brown/yellow neighbors and wish I could kill em but dem state laws won’t let me so I voted for Trump so he can use his ICEstapo to kill 'em. Now where the hell’s that guy who was supposed to fix up mah roof?”
one day, millions of years from now some of their bodies might turn into oil