OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoYour Biggest Fan, This Is Stanlemmy.imagisphe.reimagemessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up1829arrow-down17
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minus-squareA_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cllinkfedilinkarrow-up91·7 days agoGroceries can’t be subsidized by stealing your data.
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·7 days agoBag of Doritos would like access to your contacts.
minus-squareRaccoonBall@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 days agoShare your contacts to unlock Cool Ranch? Yes No, I prefer the unflavored experience
minus-squarebuttmasterflex@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 days ago“Rewards” programs? That’s OG data collection on customer shopping habits.
minus-squareHabahnow@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 days agoNew toilet paper with microphone attached!
minus-squarenullify3112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoAs long as it turns red when you’re done wiping…
minus-squareAneb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoWhat’s next, my cheese asking to detect nearby devices?
minus-squarenullify3112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoNFChese, one slice connects to every device!
Groceries can’t be subsidized by stealing your data.
Hey now, don’t give them ideas.
Nanomachines, son
Bag of Doritos would like access to your contacts.
Share your contacts to unlock Cool Ranch?
Yes
No, I prefer the unflavored experience
“Rewards” programs? That’s OG data collection on customer shopping habits.
DRINK VERIFICATION CAN
Not with that attitude!
New toilet paper with microphone attached!
As long as it turns red when you’re done wiping…
What’s next, my cheese asking to detect nearby devices?
NFChese, one slice connects to every device!