No offense to you, but it looks pretty gross and weird…
Idk I think the little bend gives it a unique flair
Come on dude. Not without consent first…
Ew, is it diseased?
No thats just what they look like when they’re circumsised.
This is an insult to dicks everywhere.
Have you considered circumcision?
Stephen Miller went into politics because his hands are too weak to strangle sex workers.
Nope. Try it without the stupid censorship.
Here’s mine.
I like this one:
Yikes! Mark that thing NSFW!
Sir that’s an anal polyp.
Your dick looks like that? Dude I am so sorry. Jerking off must be near impossible. Maybe you could slap it about a bit?
That’s not a duck.
That’s a dick all right.
He’s a dickhead alright.
A duck pic? A dock pic? Whatever it is, it’s probably really going to upset me if I find out what it really says. Good thing it’s censored, my sweet adult brain can’t handle an adult joke delivered to an adult audience which isn’t censored!
