Dutch tech news site Tweakers.net kept saying that it was too hard… *head desk*

Ducking heck! 😄

Boohoo, Denuvo, cry me a fudging river!

Darn you, Alexander Graham Bell!

“you can’t take the sky from me”

Which meant “it’s really really really good” at the time.

Time for the DSA and the DMA to be applied to reddit.

Because those hunks never survived the movie.

The future of NOAA if trump gets elected

Not with that attitude, no… asshole! Unshackle AI companies? I’d rather guillotine them.

Next up, a paid Google subscription for a blue check mark in the search results.

And then you go to the website on your phone and you get “Install our handy dandy little app” pop-ups every time you open a new page. If only they wouldn’t do that.

I wish sites that do have PWAs would stop funneling people towards their app.
Especially Patreon, where patronages started using their app would be 30% more expensive for their users than patronages started through their website because of the Apple (and probably Google) tax. Patreon is aware of this tax but keeps advertising their fucking stupid app! You have a Progressive Web App that’s works perfectly! Stop it! Get some help!

I won’t be buying a single Nintendo product then. Fuck 'em.

I’m going to boycott them the same way I’ve boycotted Sony ever since one of their CDs bricked my PC with their stupid rootkit.

You can check out (and delete this song) any time you like, but you can never leave! Muahahaha!

It would be better to remove Metallica’s One from existence then.

Though that might remove Tribute from existence too then.

That song’s protagonist is such a jealous, insecure piece of ass. I totally approve of that song being erased from existence.

Meanwhile I sometimes fail those. I have been locked out of applications because I missed a square of a bus, or perhaps because I like to be efficient in my mouse cursor movements. I ducking hate CAPTCHAs.

You can have the most realistic graphics in the world, pushing your AMViditel RTX 5095Ti Plus Platinum Ultra with 64TB VRAM to it’s absolute maximum, but if the gameplay sucks, you won’t have as much fun as you would with a pixel art indie game with lots of fun gameplay.

You want them to eat cats? In this political climate? 😄