“You know not all women are in to people just because they have political power.”
No but the kind of women who’ll double up on a person like me are.

No no you have to understand if they don’t recognise celebrities it’s because they’re better then you not because they have face blindness.

No it’s pretty easy to send a notified cease and desist letter. And if you’ve got a couple of lawyers on retainer (like most celebrities do) someone in their firm will be happy to follow up with a lawsuit pretty quick.

Oah, oh, we’re half way there

That vase definitely deserved it. It was probably haunted.

Mama, needs a night off!

In three more year Ted is going to start telling his kids how he met their mother.

As my father used to say “Don’t do two crimes at the same time”

And party on dudes!

Thou are God.

Shouldn’t this be labeled NSFW what with the Strokenoff?

For me this is exactly it, everything feels like cardboard tastes. But moreover it’s hard to even care that you don’t care and then when you get a little something back the first thing that crashes over you is a wave of sadness and you crash in to the sand.
This is why so many start getting better and all of a sudden that when the attempt comes.

Omaha the Cat Dancer

No but this bear has huge knockers

This a great start and I’d just throw in, if you’re the parent of a small picky eater or just want to get more veggies in your life. I like to grate in all sorts of other veggies like broccoli, zucchini, spinach, carrots, just go nuts, because tomatoes have such a strong flavour your blander veggies go right in and if you grate it fine enough just dissolve so kids done see or taste them but all the good stuff still gets in.

Ive always been partial to Shotcut for proper video editing, but I also use HandBrake for simple tanscoding jobs.

Have you read How to Be Perfect yet? The Audiobook is so much fun.

I know that Ayn Rand is an charlatan posing as philosopher

Ya know, Morons Shitposters.

He still manages to pull a legit snack.

Gives the rest of us hope.