Hoist the main sales, me maties!

Windows 365 is next

I’ve had one open for years that is empty. I think they’re hoping I eventually put money in it so they can drain it for the years it sat unused.

We are past the soap and ballot box stages.

Hoist the sales!

A really really bad joke.

In the teenage boy caught in the hyper masculine world of American highschool? Yes.

In the actualized adult trying to understand myself and the world? Also yes.

I think you’re close to the root of it. The need for a biological legacy is strong no matter any affiliations. Having “non-conforming” children threatens that legacy.

For the groups that inflate this drive, that’s all there is. That’s the only purpose. No “we as a species”.

For the rest of us it might be a little disappointing at the prospect of no grandchildren. But we know that it’s ultimately not our decision. And the same outcome could happen regardless of any “conformity”.

They’ve been collecting this data for over a decade and are just now starting to figure out what to do with it.

How dare you hide your information from them! The nerve!

“Your data collection into Gmail only! No into chic fila app!”

He can’t take it on the chin.

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

Durhamite, checking in. Voted early.

It wasn’t long ago that I heard that analytics was about to be replaced by AI.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

Look at Mitch McConnell and tell me that’s not a reanimated corpse.

Diane Feinstein and Mitch McConnell both served in Congress well after they died.