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c1a5s1c@feddit.org to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago

Soy milk is simply Spanish milk introducing itself

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Soy milk is simply Spanish milk introducing itself

c1a5s1c@feddit.org to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago
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    10/10 dad joke. With all the cheesy friends I have who turned into even cheesier dads, I can’t believe this is thr first time hearing this joke lol

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    Nut milk comes from male cows.

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    No, that’d be Leche. Soy milk is just English milk introducing itself in Spanish

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      It works better with chorizo

    • c1a5s1c@feddit.orgOP
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      1000015841

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    Not unless you introduce your name as Leche de soya which does not mean “I am milk”

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    Son: Dad, could you pass me the milk? Dad: Which one Son: Soy milk Dad: HOLA MILK SOY TU PADRE

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    And the name Dorito implies the existence of the larger Doro :D

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      Doro is short for Dorothea

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      You’re just eating baby Doro’s. It’s like eating veal.

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        Pop a Poppler in your mouth

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    https://barrypopik.com/blog/what_if_soy_milk_is_just_regular_milk_introducing_itself_in_spanish_joke

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