I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone remotely fitting that description wearing a pair of these…
Oakley Radar EV path in ‘retina burn’ colorway.
These wrap around sunglass wont make you look like a conservative dad. And for only $1,500, you too can not look like a conservative dad.
Yes, there are REALLY $1,500. A bargin if you ask me.
Instead you can be a techno-authoritarian autocrat thats plans are constantly ruined by an annoying blue hedgehog
What the Leeloo’s suspenders are those?
These are, and Im dead serious here, $1500 Oakley’s.
You’re not allowed to wear those unless you shave your head and put on a jump suit.
Tbh if you were to wear those and a lab coat, shaved head and a mustache you’d be a very, very crazy scientist
You are so right, I forgot about the mustache. But its got to be something like a horseshoe or a really big handlebar. Muttonchops might work too.
Alexa, play Darude - Sandstorm
Looks like the dude from Prodigy
Looks like dude from Home Movies
Coach McGurk.
😭😭
No
Just wear em but then don’t be an asshole. Disarm people. And call out people that assume you’re an asshole and try to talk to you like you’re one of them.
My partner is bald (not by choice) and white (also not by choice) and he gets racist people assuming he’s racist all the time. Just call em out or make them feel weird if they say some fucked up shit to you.
Is your partner Jeff Innocent? https://youtu.be/NdzFzg_YvGQ If not, maybe he’ll enjoy this
Wear whatever you want and try not to care about what other people think of it.
Make sure to get the kind without colored reflections. Mirrored might work, if you’re fit. Dark tinted is your best bet.
La Forge. Geordi La Forge. Agent double-aught sixty-nine at your service.
Honestly I might lmaaaooo
Dam those are sick af
Not polarized. Boo
I kinda want one lol
I think this is more of a geographic problem than a fashion problem.
Real 🙃
Rainbow colored wrap around sunglasses
Conservative dad with great fashion
Oh hell yeah!
Short answer? No.
Long answer? Nooooooooo.
Get some with color, conservatives are still afraid of being “gay”.
Or just don’t worry about it.
super cool
Or the answer to what a lab tech wears to the beach.
i was mildly embarrassed about wearing my (black) pair of fitovers around until two seperate young people complimented them and then i realized they are old looking enough to be sort of retro!
now that i know they are Certified Cool i strut in em 😎
Time is a wheel. I mean fashion, fashion is a wheel.
Or a set of leavers connected to a pulley.
OK, my answer to this was going to be “no” but these actually look cool. I hate those modern ones the kids wear. They’re ugly (in my opinion), expensive, and made out of cheap materials. These have a similar vibe, but like they’re made by someone who understand style, instead of thinking something that stands out is style. Looking at the review pictures though, they definitely do T work for everyone. In particular, they look best with people with darker hair/skin. The blonde pale women I think it looks weird on.
I’m a 31 year old man though. Don’t take my opinion on style.
