You misspelled “shove”
Maan, I‘d rather have proper self lacing shoes. This version of the future sucks.
How long before someone uses this feature to create a feature length porno?
Who in their right mind would think this is a good idea? Are managers so caught up in the “just add AI bro it will make us cool” hype train that no one stops to think “yeah I would never want this in my living room”?
Its like that one Black Ops 2 mission
Salazar: We’re all going to hell, man.
Literal nightmare fuel
Nope, nope and nope.
That’s creepy as fuck and would guarantee I never buy that product.
I hate what humanity chose to do with its “God given” gifts.
Humanity could do many great things in this world with AI. Instead we are coming up with innovative new ways to give you ads. Get me out of this timeline.
Now I have to go re watch old Futurama. Perfection.
These remaining DirecTV subscribers are gonna be pissed when AT&T swaps out the dial-tone on their landline for an ad stream.
does at&t still own direc tv?
I don’t know. Maybe not. Last I worked with them they were still Hughes, but the ATT acquisition had been announced.
Fun story… it once took a bit over an hour to get from their building on Imperial Hwy to the passenger terminal at LAX, and you can see LAX out the uber window on the other side of the street the entire ride. Lol.
Most of them are probably boomers and will be dead soon, anyway
If it means they will finally stop fucking voting then good deal all around!
We have zoomers for the nazi vote.
I can’t wait for this shit to become so pervasive that I only read paper books.
Paper books and comparable are now prohibited under the konzom act, your daily advertisement quota has been increased until morale improves or your mind breaks, whichever comes first.
OK so that’s the set we shouldn’t buy. OK noted.
TIL DirecTV is still around.
Death to AI, death to capitalism
Death to allegra geller! Death to existenz!
Man, I need to rewatch that movie…
Long live the new flesh
