I usually watch tv while I eat, and quickly realized that horror and bisque aren’t the ideal match. $200 for me.
I’d do it for free.
I’d pay a reasonable fee.
Soup is ideal for every occasion
Soup is good food
You made a good meal
Horror hasn’t made me jump since I was a wee one and, gee, do I love soup.
2 stacks upfront or me and the soup are walking.
I would happily be paid in soup.
Soup is great, but I struggle with horror. If you’d eat with me and we’d watch the movie together, I think it’d be a good time.
watch a horror movie that doest rely on cheap jumpscares
There are more great soups than good horror movies. I’ve already seen most of them, and it’s spooky month!
Then watch The Thing director’s commentary with John Carpenter and Kurt Russel on youtube, and have a yoghurt. Think of your health, you’re not getting any younger.
directors commentary
Eh. The only director’s commentary I’ve ever seen is napoleon dynamite, and that was solely because I learned that they cut one of the characters out. There were originally two Hispanic kids. I see no reason to remove the magic from one of my favorite movies
Then at least eat your yoghurt.
My hourly rate for contract work is around $70.
You’re under selling yourself.
Spooky movies don’t scare me. Neither do horror movies.
Jump scares rely on you being emotionally invested in the characters, and I’m not. I watch more objectively. A surprise is a surprise, but most jump scares are pretty well telegraphed if you know what to look for.
If I were like 13 and I didn’t? I dunno, $20 was a lot when I was 13. That was like an album, a 2 litre of soda, some candy, and some crisps.
Jump scares are cheap. It’s the sound that usually gets me. That said, horror movies have never made me jump as hard as hearing an unexpected gunshot in rust.
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I do it fo a dolla.
Horror movies never really work on me. I just find them boring. Jump scares might make me jump some of the time, but it doesn’t actually scare me, it’s just the surprise factor and my working reflexes. I think if I’m drinking soup I’ll be able to suppress that reflex. Probably.
You’ll have to pay me to watch the horror movie, but I’ll pay to add the soup. Call it even?
Fair deal, but I’m all out of bisque. Thai red curry alright?
Out of the fucking question. Find some other rube.
…is the soup going to be really, really wet?
Oh yeah, sopping
Hot as in heat or hot as in spicy?
Hot as in sexy.
😏😏😏
Both, in my case. But up to you. Your soup of choice at a temperature only a few degrees removed from 100 c
Free if I can have company. I am not amused by most media for a general public. Hopefully the soup is interesting. You might need to pay me to stay after I finish the soup.
I usually watch Anton Petrov, GeologyHub, Scott Manley, Fraser Cain, Applied Science, Nile Red, Huygens Optics, or similar stuff for meal time.
Inadvertent YouTube channel recommendations weren’t on the docket, by definition, but my infinite backlog grows all the same
Seems like you’re more a fan of digestion than ingestion.
In a negotiation I never speak first. Make an offer and I will respond.
I offer you silence. Your move.
You didn’t. OP literally “spoke” first, or you’d have to post this comment on some other thread —not that doing so would make it any more true, mind you. 🤌🏼
Six trillion dollars
You forgot to add the Dr. Evil pinky gif
Do I have to hold the bowl? or can I set it down on a table and only risk a spoonful of hot fluids on my face?
Yes. No. (No sensible approaches to anything at the start of a horror film ;))
We could split it into two questions, but I originally imagined a bowl on a table. Which is more precarious than it seems, let me tell you
