How should we discipline children
Intense muscle contractions, and an interrupting of the nervous system leading to cardiac failure and/or catastrophic internal hemorrhaging.
lmfao
you’re old school
Since you didn’t answer my previous dms, so I’m just gonna ask you in the comments now, when do you plan on visiting your kids? They wanna See you you know? Also when are you gonna pay child support?
Give or take a few billion years.
What’s a good way to give my green bean casserole a little extra kick this holiday season?
Cerebral spinal fluid, and anywhere from 14 to 20 fluid ounces.
OP didn’t specify casserole size, is this for a regular sized recipe?
human sized…
What can I say, I like me a big casserole.
Shame the nephews won’t be there to enjoy it…
I have a pet rat that seems to be sick. My local vet has a long waitlist: do you have any suggestions on home remedies that can help them feel better in the meantime?
spoiler
If it isn’t obvious, the original comment is about animal euthanasia in research laboratories
CO2 suffocation+snap their neck
Source: https://www.downstate.edu/research/_documents/iacuc/rodent-euthanasia-methods.pdf
amazing
What should new parents give their babies?
Cluster headaches, without a doubt.
that’s pretty messed up dude
My wife is pregnant with a baby boy. Doctors today just told us if he survives to birth, he will be profoundly mentally disabled. I don’t know how to financially prepare for this. Is there anything that can prevent our child from having a difficult life?
The mother consuming it during pregnancy.
How do you call someone stuck in an abusive relationship
Original questipn
What type of particles is a common candidate for dark matter
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I am going to hell for that
Wimps.
How do I treat my child’s pink eye?
Brake cleaner.
Can’t get pink eye if you don’t have eyes
My stepson is always playing his guitar, how can I make it disappear?
Original Question
What are the reactants in the formula
Pb+2HCl→PbCl2+H2?Powdered(ideally) lead & hydrochloric acid.
But I think the balancing won’t happen without water.
Dude, the guitar, not the kid.
This is fucking hilarious, we need more comments.
Not gonna ask a question I just wanted to say I like this
My wife is pregnant and isn’t sleeping well at night. What are some simple home remedies we can try?
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What are the most addictive substances for humans?
Alcohol and benzodiazepines.
(Jesus fucking Christ! I think this one wins)
I suspect your answer to the original question was right in the sense that these two have the worst physical dependence but I believe another measure is Capture Rates where they survey users over a decade and they report the number of user still using the substance during the last survey who were using it in the first one. The highest capture rates are around 20% for H and cocaine when I saw the data last time which is worse odds than Russian Roulette!
The question was about the most addictive substances. Those two are the most likely to kill you. Opioid auction withdrawal will make you feel like dying. But alcohol and benzo withdrawal will actually kill you.
The correct answer was thalidomide.
How do I start and sustain a supercritical nuclear reaction?
Control rods and/or neutron suppliers and absorbers.
What is the ideal temperature for a toddler’s room?
original question
What is the boiling point of silver?
2162°C
My girlfriend is terribly afraid of plane crashes so we have never had a vacation together. What can I use to finally get her to fly? Anyone I can talk to for help?
The torsion engine, and Macedonians.
