Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.
Great if the timing aligns but otherwise pretty useless.
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I just realized why people like their motorcycles loud.
It only masks the sound, just like a perfume can mask the smell.
Here’s a fun idea. Find some fart sounds online… I’m sure there has to be a 24 h playlist already, because Internet. Anyway, blast those sounds in your vicinity at full volume and nobody will be able to tell if you actually farted or not.
I learned that strategy while playing sniper elite
My mower is electric.
You could also just shoot your guns to cover-up your farts…
As the founders intended, 'Murica Style🇺🇸🦅
Legends has it that they declared independence so they have an excuse to have a holiday that would hide their farts.
The boom of the fireworks covers the sound and the sulfur smell of the propellant masks the odor. It all makes sense now.
