My theory: companies secretly violating international treaties to extract resources from below the ice floor
Protip: Read the article before you out yourself as a moron for not understanding that they are talking about structural features of melting polar ice.
Ya can’t stop the fun train with simple facts. /s
Jokes on you, I read the article and I’m STILL gonna out myself as a moron! Checkmate Evangelathiests!
Herpa derp derp
OMG finally we can get off this fucking sinking rock. Chevron one encoded!
Chevron 2 encoded
Chevron 3 encoded
…am I doing it right? What’s a chevron? Did I do a thing?
Chevron 4 encoded
The chevrons are the symbols on the Stargate. We need 7 of them to travel to another planet.
Chevron 5 encoded! Let’s gooooooo
Chevron 6… Encoded
Unscheduled offworld activation
It’s fucking Baal again
