Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoWait, I thought Venezuelans were illegals? Does this mean they are legal immigrants now?lemmy.imagisphe.reimagemessage-square83linkfedilinkarrow-up1622arrow-down15
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minus-squareThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·7 days agoRepublicans: “Congrats Venezuela, you are now America’s 51st state! Go be Americans!” Venezuela: “Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks.” Republicans: “No! Not like that!!”
minus-squareBig_Boss_77@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agogerrymandering intensifies, most of Venezuela’s congressional districts are now in Texas
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·7 days agoHah. You assume that by annexing territory everyone living there gets naturalized. These ghouls would sooner repeat what’s happening in Palestine.
minus-squareisleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 days agoThe former Venezuelans will be declared illegal immigrants and deported to South Sudan.
minus-squareDoc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 days ago*laughs in Puerto Rican*
minus-squareWeydemeyer@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 days ago two Democrat senators They would elect two PSUV senators. It would be kinda cool to have two senators who would get up there and denounce Bernie Sanders as a reactionary.
minus-squareMisterD@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoThis is why Porto Rico is not a state already and why Venezuela or Canada won’t be states. They would become PR #2 and PR #3
Republicans: “Congrats Venezuela, you are now America’s 51st state! Go be Americans!”
Venezuela: “Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks.”
Republicans: “No! Not like that!!”
gerrymandering intensifies, most of Venezuela’s congressional districts are now in Texas
Hah. You assume that by annexing territory everyone living there gets naturalized. These ghouls would sooner repeat what’s happening in Palestine.
The former Venezuelans will be declared illegal immigrants and deported to South Sudan.
*laughs in Puerto Rican*
They would elect two PSUV senators. It would be kinda cool to have two senators who would get up there and denounce Bernie Sanders as a reactionary.
This is why Porto Rico is not a state already and why Venezuela or Canada won’t be states. They would become PR #2 and PR #3