• BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6 天前

    It’s highly like that Trump killed or had someone killed on Epstein’s Island. It’s also a chance he and Epstein were eating some of the ones killed. Just saying.

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      That would make perfect sense because they kept going on and on about Hillary Clinton and those “spirit parties” where they say she ate children.

      Every accusation is a confession with these mother fuckers.

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        That assertion becomes less and less hyperbolic with time. It’s truly alarming.

        I’m left wondering that, if a person lacks any/all creativity whatsoever, is this how they fabricate lies? It might just explain how pathological this behavior is.

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          I think it’s a more of a dual purpose, attack and defensive measure. I relate it to the childish “I know what you are but what am I?” when you’re called a name.

          They make the accusations first because they don’t care about truth, and then when the truth finally comes out that they were the people actually doing the thing it makes it easier for them to get their supporters to brush it off as the opposition just saying “no, you!”

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        Considering the files have already made mention to both necrophilia and cannibalism of infants, I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest to find out Trump’s name had been redacted or in a file that has yet to be released related to those incidents.

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          the only thing missing from the unholy trinity of paraphelia would be beastiality, i wouldnt be surprised if they were doign that too.

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        I don’t know if you’ve heard this already but there’s emails of them talking about eating cheese.

        Users suspect it means they’re eating the intestines of breastfeeding newborns. Since their mother’s milk turns to cheese inside their gut.

  • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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    6 天前

    Republicans: “Congrats Venezuela, you are now America’s 51st state! Go be Americans!”

    Venezuela: “Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks.”

    Republicans: “No! Not like that!!”

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      Ah, you see, by “state” he really meant “unincorporated territory” where the residents have no federal voting rights, and US citizenship is at the discretion of Congress.

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        Lol, Venezuela becoming a state would be terrible in so many ways for so many people, but I enjoy the thought that it would flip the house and senate away from republicans, and Trump would spend the next three years getting nothing done.

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    Nope. I dunno if anyone else is with me, but as a Canadian, I will oppose any further talk of 51st state.

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      Maybe we can show this to the Alberta separatists and tell them they’ve already missed their chance? Bah, they’d probably just find a way to do something even stupider.

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    What’s the closest mainland continental country to Jeffrey Epstein’s island, Little St. James?

    Oh yeah, it’s Venezuela.

    It’s weird to me that I haven’t seen anyone else talk about that.

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    Did he post this right after his visit to Xi? Bet China has a tape from Epstein’s hidden cameras bought from some Mossad asset. Its Steel Dossier 2 Electric Goodbye Taiwan Boogaloo.

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    The Epstein files are video and audio files. Why haven’t we even seen one of those yet, but all sorts of low sized PDFs instead?

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      Epstein

      likely including so many people on it besides trump, likely most billionaires are on it, plus other world leaders to, ceos.

  • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Your country will be invaded. You will be declared an illegal immigrant in the place you were born. You will be deported to a third-party nation you have no connection to whatsoever.

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    How would the golden dome planning work in this case? Alaska and Hawaii were hard enough to accommodate in the original plan…

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    It would mean they’re not immigrants at all, merely traveling from one US state to another, no need to cross any border or go through any customs.