Trump’s lately been boasting about the number of cognitive tests his doctors ask him to complete. The test, called the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA), is intended to suss out dementia-linked cognitive decline.
“I’ve taken three,” Trump boasted earlier this month, two days after the first of his two unscheduled-but-scheduled offsite dentist appointments in Palm Beach. “No president, think of this, has ever taken one.”
I’ve said for years that the fact that he keeps bragging about his high performance on his cognitive tests is, itself, a sign. Yes, Donnie, there’s a reason why they give you so many, and it’s not because of your Big Brain…
“No president, think of this, has ever taken one.”
He thinks this is a good thing! This is solid gold humor
The man is bragging about having worse dementia than fucking Reagan…
I dont remember fucking Reagan… Must be my dementia.
It’s funny cause it’s true.
You want to know what’s funny? That this fucking crumpled ballsack of a man will soon be dead.
I find that extremely soothing to think about at night.
Nah, unfortunately those gigantic POSs always live the longest for some fckn reason.
Not soon enough, I’d bet
I fall asleep to that.
Yeah, the quiet part of his bragging is that they don’t ask you to do those tests unless they suspect you have dementia. The tests are a diagnostic tool, not a prophylactic.
It’s like saying “nah I’m not worried about cancer! My doctor keeps asking me to come in for more imaging tests. I had four MRI scans this month already, so I know I’m fine!” Why do you think those imaging tests were ordered? It’s not because your doctor thought you were healthy.
Hey if you think it’s so easy bucko, take the test. Here is just one page, try your best…
Most Americans educated in the school system could not answer question 5.
I was super confused at first because I’m used to MoCA standing for “Multimedia over Coax Alliance.”
Look I don’t know what this is about, but I want to fucking sign up for this alliance of yours.
It’s an alliance dedicated to leveraging existing coax cable runs as alternatives to Ethernet.
LOL it is basically networking over coax cables. Like how your modem at home probably works.
His mental health is fine! He even knows the difference between “see” and “sea!”
At the 34:50 mark, if the link doesn’t work
I swear, I am a 20 year old 80 year old!!!
He’s just shopping around for a new dentist now that his favorite one has closed.
Upvoting for wry humor.
However, I want to say something:
The Island Dentist Room: Medical Facility on Little St. James
Could it be used to alter dental records as part of an effort to subvert identification methods on people?
A hammer can be used for many things:
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Hammer a nail.
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Open a jar of pickles.
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Threaten someone.
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those masks too.
Oof, missed that one.
It’s because he’s always lying through his teeth. It’s very acidic and ruins the enamel.
Ruins the damn country!
Why won’t you just go to hell where you belong old man?
Because Satan is blockading the gates and refuses to let him enter until all the Epstein files are released.
The White House has its own dental suite, so it’s unclear why Trump would schedule appointments elsewhere.
President Donald Trump will visit Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on May 26 for his annual dental and medical evaluation ― the third time he’s been to a dentist this year, and the second time just this month.
Goddamn. Does no one remember this guy
Or this guy
Trump’s statements on his health in general, (notably nothing on his family history of dementia) has always been bullshit. Always. You people thinking “well maybe he’s telling the truth because dentist” are freaking me out.
I wonder how big the check is
I have 3 a year, this article is dumb.
Release the Trumpstein files.
The assassination attempts were staged.
the servant who brushes his teeth for him probably got sick of the raw sewage breath and resigned
If wiping his ass didn’t turn off his body man, and changing his diaper, nothing would.
People with dementia often have trouble with grooming habits. Like brushing teeth. Showering. Trimming nails. Wearing deodorant . Shaving. Etc.
They just forget.
Bet he’s getting dental problems due to his dementia.
Shitting?
So you’re saying I have dementia?
I dunno, an amphetamine taking McDonald’s eating 80 year old needing their teeth looked after is not surprising.
I’m more worried his jello brain.
Those are barely even his teeth. He’s had veneers for 30 years. https://www.mysmilefinder.com/celebrities/donald-trump
Ridiculous site but has pics of his original teeth + changes through the years and breathless AI wording of how good his ‘full-mouth reconstruction’ is.
This is America
If I recall correctly, that’s how the “tween” visits were pulled off when it was just him and epstein controlling the sex biz.
There are so many reasons someone might have to go see a dentist. As much as I like to trash on Trump, this is a non-story.
ETA: Never mind, it’s pretty clear that this is a smoke screen for something else going on.
Dentists have prescription cocaine.
What’s the implication
He’s not going to a dentist. He’s going to a neurologist because he has dementia and is losing his mind.
Surely lots of dentists order MRIs for their patients. /s
To be fair, anyone with elderly parents will tell you, multiple dental visits a year is normal. Bridges, implants, dentures, etc.
He’s an 80 year old man who bathes his teeth in a dozen diet cokes a day.
To be fair, anyone with elderly parents will tell you, multiple dental visits a year is normal. Bridges, implants, dentures, etc.
Folk wisdom is cute, but this borders on willful ignorance.
He’s an 80 year old man who bathes his teeth in a dozen diet cokes a day.
And we can all see that his fake-ass, extensively capped and veneered teeth, aren’t showing signs of phosphoric acid damage. And that kind of damage doesn’t happen in the span of a year, let alone needing to be addressed multiple times in one year.
Just because you can think of a reasonable explanation doesn’t mean it’s the most reasonable or likely explanation in this case.
Psst. Dental work needs several visits for serious stuff, and are often spread out.
All of that was done decades ago. It’s not the dentist.
It’s not folk wisdom. Old ass people, who can pay for it, get more restorative dental work and are more likely to be dealing with diseased oral tissue, etc.
And we can all see that his fake-ass, extensively capped and veneered teeth, aren’t showing signs of phosphoric acid damage.
But that’s the point of restorative cosmetic dentistry, to hide the damage.
Dude is old and decrepit. His brain is clearly rotting, but he’s absolutely clocked in extra hours getting dental work too.
Trump likely had a stroke about a year ago. He disappeared for a bit and came back with some droop to one side of his face and he walks favoring one leg. He’s been going to the doctor for MRIs so they can track how fettermaned his brain is. So his dentist appointments are MRIs. They been giving him so many cognitive tests right now and in such a short period of time to evaluate his active cognition regardless of the brain damage they see in the MRIs.
fettermaned
Haha
Explain what this means pls, I’m not from the US
John Fetterman is a US Senator from Pennsylvania. He was already one of the more conservative Democrats, but he had a stroke during his Senate campaign, and when he got better he took a sharp right turn.
At this point, whenever there is a vote where all the Democratic Senators except one vote in a bloc, that one lone holdout is often Fetterman.
Its funny cause its true
And he aced them, meaning he’s dying.
That he is using the dentist as cover for medical treatments he is hiding. That might have nothing to do with dentistry.
Dentist? Or illegal drug supplier?
He just confuses Dental doctor and Mental doctor. Not surprising, given his state…
That picture deserves an award. It really gets Trump’s good side lol
He pay out of pocket for a third routine dental appointment in a year like we do?
His pockets and your pockets arent the same.
His pockets are your pockets now.
