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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

We were the best of friends

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We were the best of friends

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago
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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
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    OK. But when exactly are you going to die? I like to plan ahead. No pressure tho 😁

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    He was my father, my brother, my best friend, and my wife. I’m gonna need at least 3 months paid vacation to get over this.

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      https://youtu.be/ywZt6igT5Dw

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        Lmao I remember that video! It’s been so long since I’ve seen it.

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    You can screw my corpse too, if that’s your thing. I’ll be dead and won’t care.

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      I imagine stuff like that goes on all time. I mean, I don’t give a shit. If I was dead, you could bang me all you want. Who cares? Dead body’s like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream. Turn me into a cannoli. Make a stew out of my ass. What’s the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You’re dead, you’re dead.

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        You may not care when you’re dead, but cannibalism has generally not been accepted in society

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        But what if you would still feel all that happening to your body?

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        Well, there’s an outside chance that eating dead people is unhealthy.

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          It gives you the hunger

  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    Thanks! I used mine today.

    Sorry for my loss. Even if you still breevin

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    My wife and I both had/have cancer. We don’t really talk about it unless we want something from a corporation. Otherwise, game on!

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    This is a bro move, Cam. You and me are like this 🤜🤛 now.

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    I need your full name and address, I’m taking a life insurance policy out on you.

    I’m also sending you a free copy of the Anarchist’s Cookbook.

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    I wonder how I would subscribe to that, can’t really put that in my calendar haha

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